ok, so sarah palin is releasing a book. and it's filled with some insightful, thoughtful gems
ok, so sarah palin is releasing a book. and it's filled with some insightful, thoughtful gems, like: 'here's my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?' -sarah palin.
well, mrs. palin, let's look a bit more closely at what you've written. you believe that god intended for us to eat animals because they're made out of meat. ahem. i mean, i'm not a professional logician, but i can see that the extension of your logic might lead you to some places with which you might be uncomfortable. bear with me, ok?
your logic sort of stands as:
1 meat is good (due to the fact that you like it)
2 animals are made out of meat (which is obvious, as meat is the stuff that surrounds their bones)
3 thus eating animals is good (and divinely sanctioned).
the problem, of course, being that other things are also made out of meat. like, well, people. and doggies and kitties. and cute little human babies. so if we follow your logic, mrs palin, you are actually suggesting that god intended for us to eat humans and dogs and cats and human babies, as these things are all technically made out of meat. i'm not even being swiftian, i'm just exposing sarah palin's thoughts to some simple logic. which might be problematic, as she is also the person who once talked about looking out her window and seeing vladimir putin staring back (although he's technically 8,000 miles away, unless he's recently moved to kamchatka). or perhaps they do things differently in the palin household, who knows. perhaps she really does think that we're intended to eat humans and kittens and babies, as god did make them (aka-us, in some cases) out of meat. i meah, let's be clear, she's a crazy sociopath, so anything is possible.
-moby
Sarah Palin
Is defo one in a million, a right character, this will be a best seller.
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Moby's political rantings make my day
Conservatives can be so obnoxious and vocal and the media eggs them on so much. Even in a diverse city like New Orleans, where I live, there are a lot of racist, backward, under-educated people. I was talking to an old lady on a bench at the mall where I work and she's telling me, "Obama's gonna be a dictator. And did you know, he's a MUSLIM?"
Normally I would respond with a searing retort to such ludicrous assertions, but I was raised properly and I felt it was inappropriate to argue with an 83-year old woman. People in America don't respect their elders properly any more and I feel that good manners (esp. towards female octogenarians) take priority over being right. So I just nodded, saying, "Yeah? Really? No ma'am, don't worry, this is America, we will ALWAYS be a democracy; you must have faith in your country!"
That interaction was quite worrisome to me; as is a recent late-night game of Cranium during which I discovered that none of my "redneck Republican" friends knew what a "menorah" was until I informed them. They are fun, awesome people, but they have a lot of strong opinions on, say, the importance of "national security" considering they couldn't even identify a definitive symbol of Judaism?
Yet we can't completely blame our neighbors for their ignorance. They are our friends, co-workers, siblings, lovers! All I'm saying is that our society has been dumbed-down equallY by the powers that be and by public ambivalence. Many people don't even know why they believe what they do; it's often dictated by one's family/church/employer. And it is this stubborn, loyal, meat-loving, gun-toting target market that has defined the Palin brand.
Don't buy her book, folks! You'll find one at your local GoodWill by February, promise!
Sarah Palin
It seems to reflect American Political Perspective, which is a very worrying for everyone. The standard view of American Politicians appears to be to do what ever they want, and then provide post hoc divine justification for it.
"If God didn't mean us to invade Iraq, why'd he put so many horrible* people there?"
* i.e. ones who don't like America or American ideals.
And anyone who wants to read it - wait till after Christmas, and look on ebay. I am sure there will be loads of copies. Make sure they are second hand, and she will get no more money for them.
sarah palin
When I look across the Atlantic and see her face staring at me I despair,could you really vote for her? Then I hear people like Moby and realise that the U.S.A.is full of decent,normal and forward thinking people like the rest of the world it's just that we don't hear enough of them. Do you think she is related to Michael Palin?
"Crucifixtion!" "next please".
Ummmmm.......
She scares the hell out of me due to the number of people who actually like and fell for her.....
Ummmmm.......
She scares the hell out of me due to the number of people who actually like and fell for her.....
Sarah Palin's Book.
Wow. I really have no idea why anyone would actually want this book for the insight it provides, unless it is the insight into how much Sarah Palin doesn't make any sense. I may just check it out from the library when it shows up there for the laughs though. But, I don't think I ever really want to give her my money, so the chances of me buying it, even to give to someone as a joke, would be a very slim chance.
Meat Comments
That so brings back the memories of my discussion with a co-worker regarding milk. In all seriousness she said, "if we're not supposed to drink milk, then why did God create cows?"
Meat Comments
That so brings back the memories of my discussion with a co-worker regarding milk. In all seriousness she said, "if we're not supposed to drink milk, then why did God create cows?"
Apologies...
...for the second post.
Oh dear......
What next will Sarah get herself up to my love? Let me guess....After the book comes out soon thereafter there will be a reality about her. Ughhhhhh......No thanks!! I hope nobody buys her book, because that will just feed international mediat to make American's and Alaskan's out to be so airheaded and dumb, which we know most aren't. Giggles. Oh my.....I can't imagine that book would be anything more than a joke to anyone that reads it, but maybe I'm wrong. Maybe there are some poor lost souls out there that will appreciate Sarah's silly writings.
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I think she means "omnivore..."
If she's living off a purely carnivorous diet, she's got some whacky ideas about health and food as well as politics.
And she quite possibly has scurvy.
I suspect the book is being marketed for a Christmas gift. Conservatives will buy it for one another and chuckle at her witty insight. Lefties will buy it as a gag/annoyance gift for their friends. And... two weeks later it'll be in the Clearance section in Borders.
How did she ever end up in
How did she ever end up in politics?
The worst part is that probably a whole lot of people will read it (or hear it, more likely :)) and they'll nod and think it all makes sense..
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