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Predictions

it's friday, but i guess this update won't be posted until monday. so maybe i'll try to be prescient and write about things that will be relevant in 3 days. ok...i predict that nicole kidman and tom cruise will break up, and i predict that jennifer lopez and puffy will start dating, and that monkeys will finally type 'war and peace'.
""it was the best of times it was the blurst of times? stupid monkey""
i got a phone call from ricky martins management asking me if i'd like to do something with him in florida around the winter music conference.
my answer is as follows: 'i would consider doing something with ricky martin if and only if he publicly apologizes for performing at george w's inauguration and if he confirms that when he danced next to george w. bush at the inauguration he could smell brimstone and that george w. bush is in fact the spawn of satan.' so if ricky martin goes on national television to confirm that george w. is the spawn of satan then i will perform with him. otherwise no deal. and only if we can do a cover of 'in a gadda-da-vida', but the simpsons version, 'in the garden of eden' (to which reverend lovejoy responds ""that sounds like rock and or roll"").

and, by the way, i'm a pretty easygoing young-ish person, so if you ever see me walking down the street just stop me and say hello. we're all in the same boat. right? of course you'll have to make it past my phalanx of security guards who are all ex-nfl linebackers, and the cadre of dobermans, and the perma-moat that i wear that's filled with electric eels and vicious sea monkeys.
so if you see me just come and say hi. i'm normal.
moby



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